An archive of taglines from the header of this site.
- “You can do anything, but you can’t do everything.”—8/13/07 – ??
- “Xtreem Gardening Franchises Now Available!”—5/16/07 – 8/13/07
- “Careful! The boxing hippie swears loudly near the end.”—4/11/07 – 5/16/07
- “I don’t believe in ghosts, I believe in ghost stories”—4/1/2007 -4/11/07
- “Boiled potatoes are a dish best served cold”—3/19/2007 – 4/1/2007
- “Flesh takes back flesh from machines and lets it die ”—2/1/2007 – 3/19/2007
- “What I’m Thinking About”—1/24/2007—2/1/2007
- “Proud Producers of Smugfuel™”—12/13/06 – 1/24/2007
- “The Formerly Short Wallace Shawn”—11/10/06 – 12/13/06
- “Well Twist my Bits”—10/27/06 – 11/10/06
- “A Genteel Sufficiency of Knives”—10/25/06 – 10/27/06
- “Monica Lewinsky had more president in her mouth than George W. Bush has in his entire body”—10/18/06-10/25/06
- “American Freedom: 1776-2006”—10/5/06 – 10/18/06
- “Pro-torture waaayyyyy before those wishy-washy, tyrant-ass-kissing Republican Senators were”—9/22/06 – 9/25/06
- “Better than standing on chairs”—9/20/06 – 9/22/06, 9/25/06 – 10/5/2006?
- “The faint murmurings of a culturally impoverished mind”—? – 9/20/06
- “The Christian Right: Doing the Devil’s work in God’s Name”—? – ?
- “What I’m Thinking About”—early and often
Maybe someday I’ll starting doing header photos too.
