An archive of taglines from the header of this site.

• “Mitt Romney wasn’t born in the USA, he was incorporated in the Cayman Islands” — 8/4/2012 – 11/7/2012 (Obama FTW!)
• “Conservative: Someone who tries to change the future by lying about the past” — 2/24/12 – 8/4/2012
• “Party before Country: Today’s GOP” — 09/05/11 – 2/24/12
• “God is a predictable, or at least unsurprising, result of billions of years of Darwinian evolution. Much like the mustache” — 12/18/09 – 09/05/11
• “You can do anything, but you can’t do everything.” — 8/13/07 – 12/18/09
• “Xtreem Gardening Franchises Now Available!” — 5/16/07 – 8/13/07
• “Careful! The boxing hippie swears loudly near the end.” — 4/11/07 – 5/16/07
• “I don’t believe in ghosts, I believe in ghost stories” –4/1/2007 -4/11/07
• “Boiled potatoes are a dish best served cold” — 3/19/2007 – 4/1/2007
• “Flesh takes back flesh from machines and lets it die ” — 2/1/2007 – 3/19/2007
• “What I’m Thinking About” — 1/24/2007 — 2/1/2007
• “Proud Producers of Smugfuel™” — 12/13/06 – 1/24/2007
• “The Formerly Short Wallace Shawn” — 11/10/06 – 12/13/06
• “Well Twist my Bits” — 10/27/06 – 11/10/06
• “A Genteel Sufficiency of Knives” — 10/25/06 – 10/27/06
• “Monica Lewinsky had more president in her mouth than George W. Bush has in his entire body” — 10/18/06-10/25/06
• “American Freedom: 1776-2006” — 10/5/06 – 10/18/06
• “Pro-torture waaayyyyy before those wishy-washy, tyrant-ass-kissing Republican Senators were” — 9/22/06 – 9/25/06
• “Better than standing on chairs” — 9/20/06 – 9/22/06, 9/25/06 – 10/5/2006?
• “The faint murmurings of a culturally impoverished mind” — ? – 9/20/06
• “The Christian Right: Doing the Devil’s work in God’s Name” — ? – ?
• “What I’m Thinking About” — early and often

Maybe someday I’ll starting doing header photos too.