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Informed Comment : 09/01/2004 – 09/30/2004
The New York Times > Opinion > Op-Ed Columnist: The Last Deception

Iraq is a disaster
Iraq was optional
Iraq was Bush’s screw up
Bush screwed up
Bush is a screw-up
Bush will screw up again
Bush is optional

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