At this time last week, I had two cell phones, a new employer provided iPhone, and my old samsung flip-phone for my Verizon account that I was going to port over to AT&T.

Now I have no cell phones. The iPhone is with my employer, who is trying it out for a few days before I port my cell number over to the AT&T account.

The Samsung is in a waterproof pouch, somewhere in Lake Washington. It is apparently close enough to the surface that it is still on the cell network, because when I call it, it rings a number of times before going to voicemail.