Washington DC is an amazing place. Just take some Islamic Terrorism, let things stew in DC for a few years, and you get… Pork, and lots of it.
A recently compiled list of likely terrorist targets in the US has something in excess of 70,000 targets, including over 1000 casinos, ice cream stands, and all sort of other ridiculous shit.
I somehow doubt the list is going to do much to make us safer, but I imagine it’ll help make some congress people a little safer come election day. Nothing like finding a new way to sling pork to your supporters to sew up a few more votes.